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EMOTIONS WITH JON HAMM ON SESAME STREET
According to Yahoo! Answers, dogs (and, presumably, Jon Hamms) tilt their heads when they feel “confused” or “curious.”
I have this theory that Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, and Adam Scott all killed someone together as a boyhood prank. And then once the reality of what they had done settled in, they made a pact that they would all help each other become super famous and universally loved or else one of the three would break their silence. How else do you explain Jon Hamm’s meteoric rise to fame? I mean, this is how he does red carpets:

But yeah, I’m totally not saying that these upstanding citizens are definitely murderers. Just that I can’t prove that they never killed someone together and you probably can’t, either.
P.S. I know Tumblr loves up to the minute coverage of Jon Hamm’s junk, so here you go, crazy kids!
freshrosemary asked: Dearest EWJH: I miss you, and I wonder if you might come out of retirement to comment on the recent photos of Jon and Jennifer out walking... accented by what appears to be Junior Hamm. If you catch my drift. Try the Gothamist website for more details.
My first reaction is to wonder how that could possibly be comfortable. And that is also my second reaction and my third reaction.
Further investigation reveals that there is a Tumblr devoted to Junior Hamm, with the no-bullshit title Jon Hamm’s Wang. So I suppose if that Tumblr and my Tumblr ever had a baby, it would be called Emotions With Jon Hamm’s Wang and feature pictures of you, our readers, reacting to his penis. Your move, Internet
Also, nice work, Gothamist graphics department:

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