Baby do you dare to do this?Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse

Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse

EMOTIONS WITH JON HAMM ON SESAME STREET

According to Yahoo! Answers, dogs (and, presumably, Jon Hamms) tilt their heads when they feel “confused” or “curious.”

According to Yahoo! Answers, dogs (and, presumably, Jon Hamms) tilt their heads when they feel “confused” or “curious.”

I have this theory that Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, and Adam Scott all killed someone together as a boyhood prank. And then once the reality of what they had done settled in, they made a pact that they would all help each other become super famous and universally loved or else one of the three would break their silence.  How else do you explain Jon Hamm’s meteoric rise to fame? I mean, this is how he does red carpets:

But yeah, I’m totally not saying that these upstanding citizens are definitely murderers. Just that I can’t prove that they never killed someone together and you probably can’t, either.

P.S. I know Tumblr loves up to the minute coverage of Jon Hamm’s junk, so here you go, crazy kids! 

freshrosemary asked: Dearest EWJH: I miss you, and I wonder if you might come out of retirement to comment on the recent photos of Jon and Jennifer out walking... accented by what appears to be Junior Hamm. If you catch my drift. Try the Gothamist website for more details.

My first reaction is to wonder how that could possibly be comfortable.  And that is also my second reaction and my third reaction.  

Further investigation reveals that there is a Tumblr devoted to Junior Hamm, with the no-bullshit title Jon Hamm’s Wang.  So I suppose if that Tumblr and my Tumblr ever had a baby, it would be called Emotions With Jon Hamm’s Wang and feature pictures of you, our readers, reacting to his penis.  Your move, Internet   

Also, nice work, Gothamist graphics department:

#pray4elmo

#pray4elmo

ifc:


Watch Comedy Bang! Bang! this Friday at 10pEST on IFC. That is all.




If Jon Hamm is trying to wear all the fedoras himself so other men cannot sport them in very misguided attempts to be more attractive, then god bless this man.  Truly taking one for the team!

ifc:

Watch Comedy Bang! Bang! this Friday at 10pEST on IFC. That is all.

If Jon Hamm is trying to wear all the fedoras himself so other men cannot sport them in very misguided attempts to be more attractive, then god bless this man.  Truly taking one for the team!

neko-nari asked: are there videos of this infomercial???

Sadly, all Hamm Wow footage has been destroyed by forces conspiring against the world economy, which would certainly be completely and permanently revived were this invention to ever be put into production.  

Jon Hamm recently pitched a series of Sham Wow-esque infomercials for a coffee mug you can put whiskey in.  
He is still, to his chagrin, only receiving paid work as an actor.  
Keep trying, Hammster! We believe in you!

Jon Hamm recently pitched a series of Sham Wow-esque infomercials for a coffee mug you can put whiskey in.  

He is still, to his chagrin, only receiving paid work as an actor.  

Keep trying, Hammster! We believe in you!

thebaybelle asked: My life is finally complete now that I have discovered this blog! How did I not know this?!?! (using my best Emily Clarke voice... Revenge!). Have you heard from The Hamm himself? I can't help but wonder if he's making some of these faces with this tumblr in mind.

This interview on Conan is the only time Jon Hamm has talked/thought about this blog that I know of. It is my personal belief that Jon Hamm’s face is just like that naturally & his greatest achievement as an actor on Mad Men is simply managing to look stoic most of the time.  

And thanks for reading :D