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May 08, 2012
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rookiemag:

Ask a Grown Man

“Everybody farts.” And more wisdom from Jon Hamm.

Jon Hamm answered some teen girl questions for Rookie Mag, which is one of my very favorite websites even though I am not actually a teen girl (but you wouldn’t know that based on the quizzical expressions sported by everyone who has ever sold me alcohol and the fact that I am on Tumblr.)

After watching this clip filled with some excellent eyebrow emotions, I am positive that Jon Hamm is terrified of teen girls. Teen girls, please, please, please continue to freak Jon Hamm the fuck out. 

(via tulletulle)

Tags: jon hamm rookie mag eyebrows making out is super fun

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April 28, 2012
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arkoftheache asked: post your icon please?!!

his face scrunches so majestically, like mountains i would climb to make him mine

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April 26, 2012
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Ok, I honestly don’t like to read about what Jon Hamm is up to because I still haven’t exhausted the “dogs riding bicycles” Google Image search, so I really don’t have time HOWEVER I have noticed a few things by tracking the Jon Hamm tag on Tumblr and occasionally remembering to check it: - Jon Hamm was recently the cover boy of Esquire UK, and he totally nailed it - the pic in this post is one of several works of art featured alongside the article.  I originally didn’t even know how to post the photoshoot because it honestly just felt like he was pandering to this blog.  Emotions With Jon Hamm is that important, ya know.  - Jon Hamm participated in the Team Nerdist vs. Team Mad Men celebrity bowling series, and it’s a great watch if you’re into white dudes ironically being competitive about shit like bowling and bro-ing out. Jon Hamm made a play-doh dick and got a strike while being confronted about his role as “handsome guy #2” in an episode of Ally McBeal, which makes me wonder who “handsome guy #1” is and if he’s single???? - I have not seen the live episode of 30 Rock (does anyone want to buy me a TV?) yet, but I know that Jon Hamm was in it and it is the first episode of 30 Rock I’ve heard nothing but positive feedback about in years, sooo I think it’s worth a looksie! Plus, Kristin Schaal is everything. On Hulu tomorrow, I guess? -Jon Hamm insulted the Kardashians a while back, and it was annoying because it had nothing to do with him making weird faces, but people were still talking about it.

Ok, I honestly don’t like to read about what Jon Hamm is up to because I still haven’t exhausted the “dogs riding bicycles” Google Image search, so I really don’t have time HOWEVER I have noticed a few things by tracking the Jon Hamm tag on Tumblr and occasionally remembering to check it:

- Jon Hamm was recently the cover boy of Esquire UK, and he totally nailed it - the pic in this post is one of several works of art featured alongside the article.  I originally didn’t even know how to post the photoshoot because it honestly just felt like he was pandering to this blog.  Emotions With Jon Hamm is that important, ya know. 

- Jon Hamm participated in the Team Nerdist vs. Team Mad Men celebrity bowling series, and it’s a great watch if you’re into white dudes ironically being competitive about shit like bowling and bro-ing out. Jon Hamm made a play-doh dick and got a strike while being confronted about his role as “handsome guy #2” in an episode of Ally McBeal, which makes me wonder who “handsome guy #1” is and if he’s single????

- I have not seen the live episode of 30 Rock (does anyone want to buy me a TV?) yet, but I know that Jon Hamm was in it and it is the first episode of 30 Rock I’ve heard nothing but positive feedback about in years, sooo I think it’s worth a looksie! Plus, Kristin Schaal is everything. On Hulu tomorrow, I guess?

-Jon Hamm insulted the Kardashians a while back, and it was annoying because it had nothing to do with him making weird faces, but people were still talking about it.

Tags: 30 rock housekeeping jon hamm nerdist

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April 25, 2012
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jon hamm’s “how do i unhook a bra?” face is preeeeetty attractive, right ladies??????

jon hamm’s “how do i unhook a bra?” face is preeeeetty attractive, right ladies??????

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Tags: jon hamm confused ladies man man's man

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April 21, 2012
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jonhammsome: Dog lover Hamm says hello to Richard Belzer’s dog Bebe Tuesday after bumping into him outside the Food Bank for New York City 2012 Can-Do Awards Dinner. Longtime readers know that, in addition to this being a blog celebrating Jon Hamm’s face, this is also (and more imporantly) a Jon Hamm Dog Blog.  Jon Hamm recently used “helping poor people” as an excuse to pet the pooch of Munch from Law & Order: SVU and I could not have more feelings about this event.

jonhammsome:

Dog lover Hamm says hello to Richard Belzer’s dog Bebe Tuesday after bumping into him outside the Food Bank for New York City 2012 Can-Do Awards Dinner.

Longtime readers know that, in addition to this being a blog celebrating Jon Hamm’s face, this is also (and more imporantly) a Jon Hamm Dog Blog.  Jon Hamm recently used “helping poor people” as an excuse to pet the pooch of Munch from Law & Order: SVU and I could not have more feelings about this event.

Tags: jon hamm jon hamm dog blog law & order munch good boy

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April 06, 2012
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Fuck you, Ben Affleck for telling Jon Hamm how Marley & Me ends.  

(Source: spaceyskevin)

Tags: jon hamm distressd ben affleck jon hamm dog blog

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March 18, 2012
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unfettered arousal 

unfettered arousal 

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March 16, 2012
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This is the headshot Jon Hamm sent in with his audition tape for Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. 

This is the headshot Jon Hamm sent in with his audition tape for Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. 

Tags: jon hamm

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March 09, 2012
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It’s cute that dear Conan (or anyone, really) thinks that finding pictures of Jon Hamm making weird faces is time consuming in the least.  Does he also think it’s hard to track down captioned pictures of kittens online?

(Source: teamcoco.com)

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March 09, 2012
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vladataughtme asked: YOU'RE ON CONAN! CONGRATS!

WHAT?????  

I’d like to thank Jon Hamm’s face for making this possible.

Yeah, Jon, that face.