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October 23, 2012
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I have this theory that Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, and Adam Scott all killed someone together as a boyhood prank. And then once the reality of what they had done settled in, they made a pact that they would all help each other become super famous and universally loved or else one of the three would break their silence.  How else do you explain Jon Hamm’s meteoric rise to fame? I mean, this is how he does red carpets:

But yeah, I’m totally not saying that these upstanding citizens are definitely murderers. Just that I can’t prove that they never killed someone together and you probably can’t, either.

P.S. I know Tumblr loves up to the minute coverage of Jon Hamm’s junk, so here you go, crazy kids! 

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September 16, 2012
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freshrosemary asked: Dearest EWJH: I miss you, and I wonder if you might come out of retirement to comment on the recent photos of Jon and Jennifer out walking... accented by what appears to be Junior Hamm. If you catch my drift. Try the Gothamist website for more details.

My first reaction is to wonder how that could possibly be comfortable.  And that is also my second reaction and my third reaction.  

Further investigation reveals that there is a Tumblr devoted to Junior Hamm, with the no-bullshit title Jon Hamm’s Wang.  So I suppose if that Tumblr and my Tumblr ever had a baby, it would be called Emotions With Jon Hamm’s Wang and feature pictures of you, our readers, reacting to his penis.  Your move, Internet   

Also, nice work, Gothamist graphics department:

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August 07, 2012
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#pray4elmo

#pray4elmo

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June 20, 2012
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ifc: Watch Comedy Bang! Bang! this Friday at 10pEST on IFC. That is all. If Jon Hamm is trying to wear all the fedoras himself so other men cannot sport them in very misguided attempts to be more attractive, then god bless this man.  Truly taking one for the team! Also, watch Comedy Bang! Bang! 

ifc:

Watch Comedy Bang! Bang! this Friday at 10pEST on IFC. That is all.

If Jon Hamm is trying to wear all the fedoras himself so other men cannot sport them in very misguided attempts to be more attractive, then god bless this man.  Truly taking one for the team!

Also, watch Comedy Bang! Bang! 

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June 02, 2012
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Jon Hamm recently pitched a series of Sham Wow-esque infomercials for a coffee mug you can put whiskey in.   He is still, to his chagrin, only receiving paid work as an actor.   Keep trying, Hammster! We believe in you!

Jon Hamm recently pitched a series of Sham Wow-esque infomercials for a coffee mug you can put whiskey in.  

He is still, to his chagrin, only receiving paid work as an actor.  

Keep trying, Hammster! We believe in you!

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May 14, 2012
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Today I would like to thank Jon Hamm, because this is the first time I’ve ever seen Justin Bieber look anything but smug.

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May 08, 2012
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rookiemag:

Ask a Grown Man

“Everybody farts.” And more wisdom from Jon Hamm.

Jon Hamm answered some teen girl questions for Rookie Mag, which is one of my very favorite websites even though I am not actually a teen girl (but you wouldn’t know that based on the quizzical expressions sported by everyone who has ever sold me alcohol and the fact that I am on Tumblr.)

After watching this clip filled with some excellent eyebrow emotions, I am positive that Jon Hamm is terrified of teen girls. Teen girls, please, please, please continue to freak Jon Hamm the fuck out. 

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April 26, 2012
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Ok, I honestly don’t like to read about what Jon Hamm is up to because I still haven’t exhausted the “dogs riding bicycles” Google Image search, so I really don’t have time HOWEVER I have noticed a few things by tracking the Jon Hamm tag on Tumblr and occasionally remembering to check it: - Jon Hamm was recently the cover boy of Esquire UK, and he totally nailed it - the pic in this post is one of several works of art featured alongside the article.  I originally didn’t even know how to post the photoshoot because it honestly just felt like he was pandering to this blog.  Emotions With Jon Hamm is that important, ya know.  - Jon Hamm participated in the Team Nerdist vs. Team Mad Men celebrity bowling series, and it’s a great watch if you’re into white dudes ironically being competitive about shit like bowling and bro-ing out. Jon Hamm made a play-doh dick and got a strike while being confronted about his role as “handsome guy #2” in an episode of Ally McBeal, which makes me wonder who “handsome guy #1” is and if he’s single???? - I have not seen the live episode of 30 Rock (does anyone want to buy me a TV?) yet, but I know that Jon Hamm was in it and it is the first episode of 30 Rock I’ve heard nothing but positive feedback about in years, sooo I think it’s worth a looksie! Plus, Kristin Schaal is everything. On Hulu tomorrow, I guess? -Jon Hamm insulted the Kardashians a while back, and it was annoying because it had nothing to do with him making weird faces, but people were still talking about it.

Ok, I honestly don’t like to read about what Jon Hamm is up to because I still haven’t exhausted the “dogs riding bicycles” Google Image search, so I really don’t have time HOWEVER I have noticed a few things by tracking the Jon Hamm tag on Tumblr and occasionally remembering to check it:

- Jon Hamm was recently the cover boy of Esquire UK, and he totally nailed it - the pic in this post is one of several works of art featured alongside the article.  I originally didn’t even know how to post the photoshoot because it honestly just felt like he was pandering to this blog.  Emotions With Jon Hamm is that important, ya know. 

- Jon Hamm participated in the Team Nerdist vs. Team Mad Men celebrity bowling series, and it’s a great watch if you’re into white dudes ironically being competitive about shit like bowling and bro-ing out. Jon Hamm made a play-doh dick and got a strike while being confronted about his role as “handsome guy #2” in an episode of Ally McBeal, which makes me wonder who “handsome guy #1” is and if he’s single????

- I have not seen the live episode of 30 Rock (does anyone want to buy me a TV?) yet, but I know that Jon Hamm was in it and it is the first episode of 30 Rock I’ve heard nothing but positive feedback about in years, sooo I think it’s worth a looksie! Plus, Kristin Schaal is everything. On Hulu tomorrow, I guess?

-Jon Hamm insulted the Kardashians a while back, and it was annoying because it had nothing to do with him making weird faces, but people were still talking about it.

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April 25, 2012
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jon hamm’s “how do i unhook a bra?” face is preeeeetty attractive, right ladies??????

jon hamm’s “how do i unhook a bra?” face is preeeeetty attractive, right ladies??????

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April 21, 2012
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jonhammsome: Dog lover Hamm says hello to Richard Belzer’s dog Bebe Tuesday after bumping into him outside the Food Bank for New York City 2012 Can-Do Awards Dinner. Longtime readers know that, in addition to this being a blog celebrating Jon Hamm’s face, this is also (and more imporantly) a Jon Hamm Dog Blog.  Jon Hamm recently used “helping poor people” as an excuse to pet the pooch of Munch from Law & Order: SVU and I could not have more feelings about this event.

jonhammsome:

Dog lover Hamm says hello to Richard Belzer’s dog Bebe Tuesday after bumping into him outside the Food Bank for New York City 2012 Can-Do Awards Dinner.

Longtime readers know that, in addition to this being a blog celebrating Jon Hamm’s face, this is also (and more imporantly) a Jon Hamm Dog Blog.  Jon Hamm recently used “helping poor people” as an excuse to pet the pooch of Munch from Law & Order: SVU and I could not have more feelings about this event.

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